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The shitshow must go on.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.