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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Making waves on Twitch:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Trending via YouTube:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Trending via Slack:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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Live now on WeChat:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Trending via Snapchat:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Shared recently on Facebook:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Trending via Threads:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Trending via Telegram:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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