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  • Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.
  • To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
  • Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
  • Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.
  • I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.
  • Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.