Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it. Commentary:Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! ๐๐๐ช Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. If youโre curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because theyโll definitely find then break it. The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold. Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life. Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
