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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on w…

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on w…

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🚗💡 "Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they'll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it's a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, cycle, driving, humor, i, illegal, joke, just, kids, light, parenting, told on Feb 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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