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🚗💡 “Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they’ll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it’s a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin”
Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.
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