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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all…

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all…

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"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, dating, first move, humor, move, relationship, visit, want, women on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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