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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.