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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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