Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all… Commentary:"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me. Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents. Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.