Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy. Commentary:"When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). I think my soulmate might be carbs.