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  • Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?
  • I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.
  • Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?
  • My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
  • Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
  • Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.