No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

No matter how sad their story is, don't let anybody move into your house.

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“Remember, it’s all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed”

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