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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.