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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.