Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made a… Commentary:"Sounds like you're just one culinary mystery away from a Michelin star! 😂🍽️🔍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner. The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.
