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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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"Who needs love handles when you've got snacks to hold on to? ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ˜‚ #FoodieProblems"



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