Commentary:
“Who needs love handles when you’ve got snacks to hold on to? 🍔🍟 Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. 🍜🤷♂️ Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. 👖😂 #FoodieProblems”
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
