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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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105 this month

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15,374

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Updated

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Just shared via Discord:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Shared recently on Discord:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Making waves on Threads:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Breaking via Discord:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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2 months ago

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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2 months ago

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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5 months ago

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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2 months ago

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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2 months ago

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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2 months ago

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63 shares on Telegram this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

16 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Just shared via Discord:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Making waves on YouTube:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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