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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has copied:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Freshly posted on X:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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Ironic that the two Ζ‘’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Trending via Reddit:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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β€œI’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.
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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡­ has copied:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Live now on Slack:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t fall for me β€” I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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