Commentary:
Hope you've got your umbrella ready for some cash showers! ☔💸
My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.
Commentary:
Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! 🧅💸😂
If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.
Commentary:
Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.
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Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.
Commentary:
Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴
Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?
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Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?
Commentary:
When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.
Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.
Commentary:
Looks like they should start investing in steel-toed boots for extra protection 🤣🥾💥