Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.