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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.