Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I'd lend a hand but they're too busy expressing skepticism 😂🤷♂️ Who knew air quotes could be so demanding?!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.
