“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I've got as many options as a cat in a dog park! ππΉ Related Funny Posts π€ Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you. Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’