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  • Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
  • When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
  • Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.
  • Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
  • I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
  • If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.