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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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