The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.