The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice. If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me. Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?