The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She to… Commentary:Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me. Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?