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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Seen just now on Discord:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Going bananas on Slack:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Going viral on Threads:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Making waves on Instagram:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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