Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.
  • Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.
  • The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
  • I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.
  • Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.