The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Commentary:
“Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal”

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