This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.