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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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