Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.