When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.” Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.