You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder. Posted onJan 25, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry bossy pants, but you're not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁♂️🚽 #BladderPower" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off? I can’t believe the gall of this bladder. Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.