You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry bossy pants, but you're not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁♂️🚽 #BladderPower" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty. I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.