You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder. Funny Quotes August 28, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off? Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.