You look like you suck at Mario Kart. Commentary:"Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show πππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving. Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” If white men canβt jump, how do you explain Super Mario? I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.