11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.
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πŸ˜‚β° "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' πŸ¦ͺ 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' πŸΏπŸ“Ί"

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