11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today. … Commentary:πβ° "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' π¦ͺ 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' πΏπΊ" Related Funny Quotes π€ 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow. January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today. I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person. The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today. You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.
