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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.