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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, dead, death, humor, keep, keeping, only, people, secret, secret keeping, three, trust on Jul 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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