The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.