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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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When one person can unlock doors and also your wild side, you've found a multitasking legend! πŸšͺπŸ’πŸ₯³

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ass, both, door, doors, flirtation, flower, flowers, gentleman, hair, humor, man, relationship, soulmate on Sep 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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