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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.