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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Witty quote about animals being instantly wise and confident, playful and humorous in tone.

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Why is it that ducklings can master swimming on their first day, while I'm still trying to figure out my washing machine? 🐥🌀

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Making waves on Slack:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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