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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.