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Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄
Author Archives: slickboy
If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.
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Unlocking God Mode: now accepting life's glitches with a smirk and a side of popcorn 🍿😄🛠️
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
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Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.
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Turning arguments into binge-worthy series since day one! 🍿🎬
No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.
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When you finally meet someone who's your exact type, and the universe hits you with the Wi-Fi connection lost moment 😂📡🔍🌐
If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.
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Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨
Back to the Future and chill?
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Time travel and chill? Just don't bring the DeLorean into the living room! 🚗💨🔧🍿