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Investing in audio-therapy one playlist at a time 🎧😄
Author Archives: slickboy
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.
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Ah yes, the classic tale of the "canine couch coup" 🐶🛏️😂 Looks like you're just along for the ride in their kingdom!
My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.
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Throwing a retirement party for my heart and mind—please bring snacks! 🎉💔😂
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.
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Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂
Microdosing Christmas by being present.
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Getting into the holiday spirit one tiny jingle at a time 🎄✨ #MinimalistMerry
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts