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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
Author Archives: slickboy
Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own.
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Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
I would say I’m pretty chill, as long as I don’t get irritated in any form whatsoever.
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When you're chill until someone uses the last of the toilet paper 😅🧻
My superpower is that I can tell you 20 stories while only trying to tell you 1.
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When I start talking, it's like Netflix autoplay for stories—no subscription required! 😂📚
When you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality, but the quantum immortality kicked in, so it’s chill.
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Guess I just quantum-leaped into another dimension where soap still wins the battle! 🛁🧼😅
One firework is enough to get the point across.
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Looks like we’re sticking to the ‘less boom, more wow’ philosophy! 🎇😅
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋
Forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.
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Rushing home like I'm late for my appointment with the couch 🛋️⏰💨
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs