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Finally, a place where my extensive collection of 'oops moments' can really shine! 🎉🙈 #FailsAndFriends
Author Archives: slickboy
Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid.
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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
You might be someone’s nothingburger, but you’re my everythingbagel.
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You're the cream cheese to my everything bagel 🥯❤️, and I've never been happier to be a carb lover! 😄
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
Picking up a prostitute in the middle of my driving lesson.
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Talk about taking detours during a driving lesson! 🚗💨🤣
Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.
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When your shoes are the only attendees at the nudist convention 👟😳
It took two days to elect the Pope. It shouldn’t take five interviews over a month to hire someone.
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If the Vatican can do it in 48 hours, why does my job hunt feel like a season of Survivor? 🤔⏳🗳️
Congratulations to the lab in Norway that built Erling Haaland.
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Norway just gave IKEA a run for its money with their new build-your-own superstar kit! 🏗️⚽️😆
I’m not following my heart anymore, that organ is very stupid.
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I'm putting my brain in charge; it's time for a smarter GPS 🧠😂💔