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Knowing I'm aware doesn't stop me from a double scoop of oops! 🍦😂
Author Archives: slickboy
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day.
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Sounds like my plan to procrastinate on procrastination! 🎯😄
Everything used to be 20 dollars, and now that I finally have 20 dollars, everything is now 200 dollars.
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When inflation did a 10x level-up and left my wallet stuck in the 90s 😂💸
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
Saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything.
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Just practicing my "no thanks" skills for when kale is involved! 😜🥦🚫
Having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers I don’t approve.
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When my brain starts broadcasting bad ideas, gotta shake my head to let the telepaths know I'm changing the channel! 🧠📡😂
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿