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I swear my memory's on a never-ending quest to find the Holy Grail of passwords! 🔍🧠🔑
Author Archives: slickboy
Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that.
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So if Jonathan can become Nathan, does that mean my diet can become a donut? 🍩🤔
Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end.
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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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Into the witness protection program for words ✏️🔍😅
Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me.
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Judgment day never looked so comfy 😂🛋️
There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth. They are tossing and turning, and I find it very disruptive, like a pea under many mattresses.
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Imagine trying to get some beauty sleep and feeling like you're a live-action version of The Princess and the Pea. Someone flip your mattress switch? 😴🏓🌏
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
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Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿