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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
Author Archives: slickboy
Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.
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Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to cheat… and AI stood for 'Almost Impossible' 🤓📚
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.
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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.
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Still trying to figure out why I’m standing in the garage singing Spice Girls songs at full volume. 🎤🕺🔧
“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”
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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”
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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.
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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂