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Looking for my microphone so I can double down on my greatest hits 🎤😄 #Unfiltered
Author Archives: slickboy
Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.
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Taking this challenge one swear word at a time! 🚫💢🙊
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
My soulmate is chocolate cake.
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Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.
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Guess I'm just hoping for a Michelin-starred tweet to show up in this empty fridge of doom! 🐦🔍✨
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂
For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.
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Mixed signals? My WiFi has better connection! 😂📡🚫
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can use laughing gas to make rocks giggle 🤣🪨🐦
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌