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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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98 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

79 shares on X this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

98 shares on Threads this month:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Trending via Twitch:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Breaking via Threads:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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