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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

1 month ago
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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

1 month ago
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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

2 months ago
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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

1 month ago
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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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