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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline rec…

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline rec…

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Watching that hairline retreat like it's on a permanent vacation! 😂✈️🏖️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blocking, breakup, enough, hairline, humor, i, media, need, observation, recede, revenge, social, social media, watch on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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