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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.