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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.