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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Spotted on Pinterest:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

61 shares on Reddit this month:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Trending via Instagram:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Just shared via TikTok:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Live now on Threads:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Trending via Pinterest:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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