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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Going viral on Twitch:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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61 shares on Twitch this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

90 shares on X this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

77 shares on Slack this month:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

33 shares on Slack this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

54 shares on X this month:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Going bananas on X:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Breaking via YouTube:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Just landed via Slack:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Making waves on Threads:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Seen just now on Telegram:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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