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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Trending via Messenger:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Going bananas on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Breaking via Facebook:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Trending via Pinterest:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Making waves on X:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃‍♀️😅🥇

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

85 shares on X this month:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

81 shares on Threads this month:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I like you because we hate the same people.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

17 shares on X this month:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I love having plans to cancel.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Going viral on Messenger:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Trending via Reddit:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Going viral on X:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Just landed via Facebook:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Trending via WeChat:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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