Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.