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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Spotted on Twitch:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Going viral on Discord:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Seen just now on Twitch:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Going viral on Telegram:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂

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61 shares on X this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

57 shares on Discord this month:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

43 shares on Discord this month:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Spotted on YouTube:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Just landed via WeChat:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Making waves on Slack:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Trending via Facebook:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Just landed via Slack:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Making waves on Discord:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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