Don’t hate me, date me! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t hate me, date me! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. I don’t make mistakes, I date them. Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining? Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.