Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”