Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger. Commentary:When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger. I need an emergency cheeseburger. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.