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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Going viral on X:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Breaking via Slack:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Making waves on Discord:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Just landed via Instagram:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Spotted on Facebook:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Funny 2012 quotes

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86 shares on Slack this month:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

50 shares on Slack this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

37 shares on Slack this month:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Making waves on X:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Trending via Discord:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Going viral on WeChat:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Trending via Slack:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Shared recently on Discord:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Going viral on Snapchat:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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